Ping Diesel
Deploy: gains +1 ATK.
“Fast, furious, and still waiting on the server response.”
Spend Broin earned across Breach on permanent Arena cards. Minions are bought one copy at a time up to a three-card playset; Specials remain unique.
A compact deck finds combos consistently; a larger deck carries more answers. Every Minion can appear up to 3 times if you own those copies. Every battle still opens with four Minions and resolves within 10 rounds.
Deploy: gains +1 ATK.
“Fast, furious, and still waiting on the server response.”
Deploy: draw a card.
“There are no mistakes, only undocumented random features.”
No deploy effect. Point, click, panic.
“Missed the bug. Shipped the wall behind it.”
No deploy effect. Already deployed.
“No staging. No brakes. One surprisingly clean landing.”
Deploy: restore 2 Commander HP.
“Stores two percent milk and ninety-eight percent telemetry.”
Deploy: restore 2 Commander HP.
“Three hotfixes in a trench coat and one excellent haircut.”
Deploy: recover 1 Energy (shared 2/turn limit).
“Full bars. Empty patience. Excellent footwork.”
Deploy: draw a card.
“Serving ticket number adorable. Everyone else can wait.”
Deploy: draw if your hand has fewer than 5 cards.
“Now with sixty-four layers of questionable crunch.”
Deploy: give an ally +1/+1.
“Never enters the room. Somehow owns the conversation.”
Deploy: draw a card.
“Good news travels fast. She throttles it personally.”
Deploy: give an ally +1/+1.
“Promoted after recovering a legendary snack cache.”
Deploy: recover 1 Energy (shared 2/turn limit).
“Asks the packet where it hurts, then queues the answer.”
Deploy: deal 1 to the enemy Commander.
“The instruction manual became emergency ammunition.”
Deploy: restore 2 Commander HP.
“The curse is temporary. The regression is forever.”
Deploy: gains 2 Shield.
“Every failure is reproducible when you are the test environment.”
Deploy: gains +1 ATK.
“Unsubscribes with both hands and a battle cry.”
Deploy: recover 1 Energy (shared 2/turn limit).
“Takes every shortcut except the one marked stable connection.”
Deploy: give an ally +1/+1.
“Small commitment. Suspiciously large permissions scope.”
Recover 2 Energy (shared 2/turn limit).
“Some assembly required. Lightning sold very separately.”
Deploy: gains 2 Shield.
“His defense is flawless. His radius is undefined.”
Deploy: deal 1 to the enemy Commander.
“You never saw the first attempt. That was the point.”
Deploy: give an ally +1/+1.
“Every masterpiece starts with one aggressively placed square.”
Deploy: recover 1 Energy (shared 2/turn limit).
“Schedules the spell, delegates the casting, claims the crit.”
Deploy: gains 2 Shield.
“His war cry loaded to ninety-nine percent.”
Deploy: recover 1 Energy (shared 2/turn limit).
“The objective marker was over there a second ago.”
Deploy: gains +1 ATK.
“His battle plan has one arrow and no reverse gear.”
Deploy: deal 1 to the enemy Commander.
“Bosses hate this one weird deploy effect.”
Deploy: draw a card.
“Reports every drop. Eventually.”
Deploy: give your squad 1 Shield.
“One unit of artisanal memory waste, locally collected.”
Deploy: restore 2 HP to a damaged ally.
“Keeps the squad together one perfectly timed frame at a time.”
Deploy: deal 1 to the enemy Commander.
“Analysis complete: getting hit is suboptimal.”
Deploy: gains 2 Shield.
“Opening bracket. Heavy artillery. Closing bracket.”
Deploy: gains +1 ATK.
“Memory is freedom. These chains are thirty-two gigabytes.”
Deploy: deal 1 to enemies in this Sector.
“Water weekly. Block suspicious traffic hourly.”
Deploy: deal 1 to enemies in this Sector.
“Brings them in dead, alive, or reproducible.”
Deploy: deal 2 to the weakest enemy Minion, or 1 to its Commander.
“Cool under pressure. Pickled under load.”
Deploy: deal 1 to the enemy Commander.
“Drops frames, jaws, and occasionally the objective.”
Restore up to 2 HP to every friendly Minion.
“Clinically proven to hide the crash report until after lunch.”
Deploy: deal 1 to enemies in this Sector.
“You missed the salute. And the next eleven frames.”
Deploy: deal 1 to enemies in this Sector.
“If the buffer was important, it should have worn armor.”
Deploy: drain 1 enemy Commander HP.
“Hot-swappable manners. Permanently live ammunition.”
After you trigger one or more combos, the deployed Minion gains 2 Shield.
“Now serving protection with fries and one legally distinct dipping algorithm.”
Restore 5 Commander HP, then send this to the Graveyard.
“Cold cuts, warm reboot, no questions about the checksum.”
Deploy: gains 2 Shield.
“Bad packets happen. Armor helps.”
Whenever you deploy a Minion, restore 1 Commander HP.
“By clicking Accept, you consent to being aggressively repaired.”
Deal 1 damage to every enemy Minion.
“Everything must go. Especially whatever is standing over there.”
Deploy: gains +1 ATK.
“HE IS NOT SHOUTING. THIS IS COMMAND PRESENCE.”
After you trigger one or more combos, draw 1 Minion.
“Crunchy outside. Questionable payload inside.”
Deploy: draw a card.
“The warning arrives three seconds after the headshot.”
Deploy: gains 2 Shield.
“Objection sustained. Stack trace overruled.”
Your Minions deploy with 1 Shield.
“By remaining alive, you consent to seventeen pages of armor.”
Deploy: draw if your hand has fewer than 5 cards.
“He does not drink blood. Only reproducible bug reports.”
Give every friendly Minion 2 Shield.
“This is my patch. There are many like it. This one has plating.”
Deploy: give an ally +1/+1.
“Inherited the pipes. Monetized the air between them.”
Deploy: gains 2 Shield.
“Sworn to deliver every payload, even on public Wi-Fi.”
Reduce combat damage to your Commander by 1.
“Now streaming armor in four sectors. Ads still penetrate.”
Deploy: deal 1 to enemies in this Sector.
“Loses track of the mission. Never loses the explosion.”
Deploy: deal 2 to the weakest enemy Minion, or 1 to its Commander.
“Protects everything by denying access to reality.”
Deploy: gains +1 ATK.
“Parallel processing, serial screaming.”
Deploy: give an ally +1/+1.
“Two spotlights enter. Neither one leaves.”
Deploy: gains 2 Shield.
“His portrait has not changed since the last hard refresh.”
Deploy: deal 1 to enemies in this Sector.
“Every shot is lucky. For somebody else.”
Deploy: recover 1 Energy (shared 2/turn limit).
“The engine is both fixed and on fire until observed.”
Deploy: recover 1 Energy (shared 2/turn limit).
“Was both first and banned before joining.”