Patchy McPatchface
Patchy McPatchface is a 2-Energy common CHA Minion with 1 ATK and 4 HP. Deploy: restore 2 HP to a damaged ally.
“Named by committee. Fixed by accident.”
Energy2
Attack1
Health4
Affinitycha
Unlock requirementUnlock Weekly Signal
What this card contributes
Targeted board sustain that restores two health to the most damaged surviving friendly Minion.
When to play it
Deploy it after combat leaves an important ally damaged but still alive in a contested Sector. At 2 Energy it fits early rounds and combines naturally with another low-cost play later.
CHA scaling
CHA Minions convert Charisma into attack and health while healing or improving allies.
What to avoid
It cannot revive a defeated Minion and provides no healing when every ally is already at maximum health.